The warning label
Si No Pica, No Cuenta Tee
Fuego Rojo’s motto on your chest
Price $28.00
Fuego Rojo’s warning, now on a shirt. Wear it to the taquería and watch people step aside. Heavyweight cotton with a big chest print.
- Free shipping over $45. Otherwise $6 flat.
- Packed in 2 days. Ships from the West Coast.
- 30-day returns on anything that wasn’t too hot for you.
- Fabric100% ring-spun cotton, 6.5 oz
- FitUnisex, true to size
- PrintWater-based, chest
- MadePrinted in California
The storyWhy this exists
The first run of this shirt sold out at one carne asada. Chuy was wearing all of them.
Keep it niceCare instructions
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble low. Hang it up like it is a trophy, because it is.
OccasionsWhere to wear it
Wing nights, hot sauce dares, and family photos where you want to be the loud one.
Chuy pairs it with
Goes great with…
What the compadres say
Reviews, más o menos.
Straight from the familia. Nobody was paid. Two were fed.
“I bought one bottle. Now my cousins come over uninvited.”
“The shirt fits. The sauce fits. My plans for the evening, after the sauce, did not.”
Mucho sabor. Cero miedo.
Five stars. Would cry again.
“Shipped in two days. I think Chuy drove it himself. The truck was red.”
“Am I the most powerful Mexican He-Man you’ve ever seen? Yes or no?”