The signature slogan
Todo Necesita Mi Salsa Tee
Scientifically proven to look good
Price $28.00
The signature sauce, the signature slogan. Scientifically proven to look good. (By Chuy. In a NASA suit.) Heavyweight cotton, chest print.
- Free shipping over $45. Otherwise $6 flat.
- Packed in 2 days. Ships from the West Coast.
- 30-day returns on anything that wasn’t too hot for you.
- Fabric100% ring-spun cotton, 6.5 oz
- FitUnisex, true to size
- PrintWater-based, chest
- MadePrinted in California
The storyWhy this exists
Everybody asks Chuy why everything needs his sauce. Now you can answer for him without saying a word.
Keep it niceCare instructions
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble low. The romance level is permanent.
OccasionsWhere to wear it
Date night, taco night, and the night you cook for someone who matters.
Chuy pairs it with
Goes great with…
What the compadres say
Reviews, más o menos.
Straight from the familia. Nobody was paid. Two were fed.
“I bought one bottle. Now my cousins come over uninvited.”
“The shirt fits. The sauce fits. My plans for the evening, after the sauce, did not.”
Mucho sabor. Cero miedo.
Five stars. Would cry again.
“Shipped in two days. I think Chuy drove it himself. The truck was red.”
“Am I the most powerful Mexican He-Man you’ve ever seen? Yes or no?”